I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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