Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I have post one night stand depression
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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