watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
birth control should be required to get into college
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
tell me about the eggs
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