Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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