this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Couch. On fire.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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