they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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