i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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