Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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