actually, I'm a sock model
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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