Do you still have your period?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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