Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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