You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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