are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
