We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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