I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
A+ Viking dick
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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