Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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