you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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