I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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