If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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