your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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