No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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