I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
