bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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