What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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