She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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