farters have to be the big spoon...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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