Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
They left me at home... I'm a liability
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
