You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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