Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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