I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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