Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
