the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sober January is a disaster.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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