my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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