: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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