I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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