Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she smelled like a LAN party
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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