Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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