walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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