Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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