I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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