i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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