I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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