About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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