At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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