hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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