Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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