the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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