dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
how do flat chested girls get laid?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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