let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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