i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
are you so shy because you have an std?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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