Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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