i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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