trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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