You work out of a Hotel?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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