are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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