oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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