My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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