Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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