I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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